If you’ve ever wanted to live in a Pinterest board, this is your window.

Ultra-clean, professionally furnished, and legitimately luxurious—not “NYC-luxury” where the dishwasher is actually a drying rack. Real luxury.

The Apartment

2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms – Bring a friend, a partner, or just spread out like a monarch.

Home office – Because pretending to work from bed stopped being cute in 2020.

Huge windows + blackout curtains – Sunshine when you want it, cave mode when you don’t.

Fully loaded chef’s kitchen – If you cook, great. If you don’t, it still looks impressive on Zoom calls.

Triple-filtered water – Yes, triple. Your Brita will feel insecure.

The Building

Multiple co-working spaces – Actual focus zones, not just a table and a sad plant.

Two rooftops – With pickleball, lounging, views… it’s basically a vertical resort.

Huge gym – Like, “I might actually work out now” huge.

Insanely clean – Think luxury hotel energy, minus the tourist energy.

The Location

Minutes to the F train

10-minute walk to A/C/E

Steps from Dumbo House – If you know, you know.

Cafés, waterfront, and dangerously good bakeries everywhere.

If you want a winter home that feels like a flex and has filtered water bougier than half of Manhattan, this is it.

About This Lister

Joshua Onysko is a longtime entrepreneur and founder of several respected natural-product companies, including Pangea Organics, Alpine Provisions, and Firmora Labs. With more than two decades of experience building consumer brands, he splits his time between Colorado, New York, and international travel for work. Joshua is a responsible, organized, and low-maintenance tenant who keeps his homes immaculate. He values quiet, well-designed spaces, works remotely, and is typically away for extended periods. He has an excellent rental history, strong financials, and treats every home with the same care and respect he puts into his businesses.